Oops...

I've just been made aware in a specifically regrettable way of one potentially show-stopping danger of the Baby Toy Tether: young babies have no concept that consistent breathing is essential to life, and that it can be interrupted by simply wrapping a 3 foot-long string about the neck and going about its business as usual, unattended. As mentioned earlier, this is a potentially damning development to our product, and we at B.T.B. Co, Inc. are working hard to bring about a resolution. It's just a relatively good thing that preliminary tests were conducted on a certain kitten named Snowboots, whose next of kin , by the way, have been notified.